
I’m claustrophobic, but I DEMAND I get stuck in this elevator!
At first I was like “badass costumes , I wonder where they got them… Oh , it’s paint” . :( I’m chubby.
OH MY

msawake: Artwork by Luma Rouge
I think I would like the person who sketched this.
TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
This is why you don’t see Mexicans go camping out because of this bullshit.

Well this is awkward.
The Old Testament is fucking metal, you guys.
“That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish’, what he meant was ‘I love you’.”
Yes, as you wish Wesley.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey
EXCEPT KIM KARDASHIAN BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE WAS ENGINEERED BY RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS TO SABOTAGE OUR ATHLETES
Ryan Gosling brings down a member of the audience and coaches her during the interview.